Weird News: Tuesday Sept. 17th

A pigeon apparently didn’t think much of a lawmaker’s ideas to address a messy situation at a Chicago Transit Authority stop known by some as “pigeon poop station.”

source: https://apnews.com/96823a824a0b4f03ab6bb0333e160bda

A Los Angeles brewery posted a job opening for someone seeking to "get paid to watch football" at Los Angeles Rams games.

Golden Road Brewing said its "Chief Beer Officer"will be paid $150 per event to attend every Los Angeles Rams home game and promote the brewery's products -- especially the new Whose House?! Blonde Ale.

source: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/09/13/Brewery-seeks-someone-willing-to-get-paid-to-watch-football/5191568405638/?ts_on=14&ur3=1

You have heard of that new-old proverbial phrase, right?

When Florida State football gives you lemons, make lemonade to help pay for Seminoles coach Willie Taggart’s $17 million buyout.

source: https://www.tallahassee.com/story/sports/2019/09/15/four-year-old-sells-lemonade-to-help-pay-for-fsu-willie-taggarts-17-million-buyout/2335796001/