Listen, I’m gonna review some Halloween candy in August and ya’ll are just gonna sit there and take it. I got these Sour Patch Kids Candy Corn at Dollar General and am pleasantly surprised at how much I like them. Going with only orange & grape was a bold, bold move, but I’m especially in love with the grape. It has a powdery sweetness and tastes like a sour, kickass version of Big League Chew. The orange is less special but good nonetheless. The best part about this candy corn is that is doesn’t taste remotely close to candy corn. Happy Halloween, ya idiots. I dictate your calendars now. 😈
Candy corn is the most controversial Halloween candy . . . in that it's been part of Halloween forever but it's not clear if anyone in the world actually likes it. So it could probably stand some innovation . . . like this.
Sour Patch Kids just announced they're getting into the candy corn game this year . . . they'll be selling, quote, "sour dusted candy corn." So, yeah, basically it looks like they made candy corn and added their sour powder stuff to it.
It should be in stores pretty soon, since it's August 13th and that means it's basically Halloween season.